the things we all do !
1: i make up a dream in my head befor i go to sleep.
2: i wake up with a song stuck in my head and wonder how it got there.
3: i thinking about someone, and wondering if they're thinking about you too.
4:when i realizy i over slept, i jump out of bed like a ninja.
5:going to sleep with two socks on, and only waking up with one.
6: i eat because i'm bored, not because i'm hungry.
7: looking all over for something, then realizing, you had it in your hand all the time.
8: i smile because i have no idea what is gonig on.
9: i get excited when my phone lights up and i think i got text, but it`s just the glare from the computer.
10: i delete my while password after typing one letter wrong.
11: i always say i'm on my way, when i haven't even left my house yet.
12: that awkward moment when werhgegoer add you on facebook.
13: there is always that one person in gym class who think they're in the olympices.
14: that awkward moment when the world doesn't end......
15: i check my phone every 60 seconds when i'm waiting for a reply to somthing important, because i think i won't hear the notification go off.
16: i hate when i'm dreaming, and i can only move in slow-motion.
17: i'm scared to close my eyes in the shower because when i open them, i don't want a killer to be standing there.
18: i pretend to be alseep when someone walks into the room.
19: sometimes when i'm alone, i feel like a camera is watching me.
20: i never know what to do when people singing "happy birthday" to me....
21: the awkward moment when you dansing for you self, and you realyser that someone is watching you..
22: the wakward moment when perople think you are a ninja.
23: hearing you voice on video and sking yourself " is this how i sound ? FUCK.... O.o "
24: when i'm sleeping over at a friend's house, and i wake up befor them, i sit and staring at them....
25: lauging while you telling a funny story to your friends, but they are just standing there with blank faces.
26: i can never find enything after i clean my room.
27: i laugh at my own jokes, because i'm hilarious.
28: the most akward feeling is watching a sex scene of a movie with your parents.
29: missed calls : dad ( 1 ) sister ( 1) mom ( 50 )
30: i hate when i'm drinking, and the ice just attacks my face.
31: i love running up and down hotel hallways.
32: everyone tekts me when i'm busy, and no one when i'm bored.
33: i still didn't hear what you said, but i' going to smile, nob and laugh anyway.
34: i texting so much faster when i'm fighting with someone.
35: i never stick my leg off the edgeof the bed, no matter how hot it is, becasue i don*t wont to lose a fot.
36: i'll make a status that i think is great, but no onw likes it.. so i delete it.
37: i don't change front my webcam... becasue i'm scared that people will see me..
38: the awkward moment when you have drink to mutch, and your mom ask you how was the night..
39: sometime i forget what i was talking about....
40: when i see people i don't know outside of school, i pretend, i'm on my phone, and just walk away.
41: i think of something, the laugh alone like a idiot....
42: i walk into a room, and forget why i evern went in there.
43: i look around the room and make awkward eye cotact with someone i dont know
44: when, i, read, a, sentence, like, this, the, voice, in, my, head, takes, a. pause...
45: befor i get to sleep, I look under the bed and see if there is someone there.
46: i take about a million pictures of myself, but deleting all of them and only choosing one.
47: i open a pack of gum in clas, and
48: i open i pack of gum in class. and suddenly averyone is my "best friend"
49:laughing so hard, that it does not come any sounds out.
50: my relationship status on facebook is "forever alone," insread of !singel."
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